I am too busy living my life to maintain a public identity, so email me if you want to discuss something (warning: I have a bad habit of reading without replying). I don't use social network sites or anything of that sort, so don't bother looking for me there; any accounts I might have are merely for temporary experimentation.

Life is pretty awesome when you live it outside. Get off Facebook, get rid of your TV, and go be interesting. Don't try to capture your interesting moments in a zillion contrived photos; don't try to hold on to the people you meet through some ridiculous virtual stamp collection; don't broadcast a message to your friends to brag about what just happened. Live your life as though it is the world's best-kept secret, as though you are living in an amazing TV show with an audience of one. Don't run a virtual background check on new people; appreciate them as mysterious new characters that add new twists to the story of your life. Take a chance on reality.

At some point I will get old and document all of the wonderful things that I did with the time I saved by jettisoning myself from the virtual world; for the time being, however, you'll just have to take my word for it.

You could be doing something amazing right now; instead you are reading this. Get out there!